[Devils-list] Sykora Funnies!

[Jennifer Ellis]

I found this on a message board!

Top 10 Problems the Devils have with Petr (and think they shouldn't pay 
him):

10. He took that penalty that time

9. He plays Metallica in the locker room

8. He doesn't finish a game when concussed

7. He likes to take out his teeth, wind them up, and send them chattering 
around the room.

6. When the team went to see "15 Minutes," he actively cheered for the Czech 
bad guy killing the ugly Americans

5. He won't work for minimum wage

4. He's making the "traditional" looking hockey players feel ugly

3. He and Patrik Elias are coring too many goals. That's supposed to be 
Media Ho, Scott Gomez's job

2. We can understand his Czech better than his English

1. He's a damn foreigner!

--Jennifer

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