[Devils-list] WTF is your problem?

[WORLOK]

Hey Woody,

I guess that guys like you get a kick out of calling other people slimy
when all that you write is sludge.  Real cute, huh?

Have you ever seen the other 3/4 of the state of New Jersey?  It's
mostly green and lush.  Furthermore, NJ has more history than Colorado. 
Many famous people came from NJ and many inventions as well.  New Jersey
has very high per capita income and educational levels.  Many people in
NJ work in technical disciplines such as pharmaceuticals and IT.

As for the parking lot party or tailgate party, you couldn't possibly
understand that people here would rather enjoy a real party in a jovial
atmosphere where they get to possibly meet the players than some
impersonal and overcrowded parade where you see them pass for, what, 2
seconds and its over?  Parades are so cliche.  I could have guessed that
you unsophisticated western types couldn't comprehend it. You've always
been a little S-L-O-W.  

You should start calling names in the polluted streets of Denver, along
with the school killings, homeless problem, and drug crimes.  Denver
isn't God's country, and you certainly aren't any answer to Murrow. 
Remember that Colorado bred the killers named Klebold and Harris, NOT
New Jersey.

Your column, if it even deserves to be called such, is merely filler for
when people finish the real news.